JOKE OF THE DAY!

so this morning i decided to dump those cheese i brought back from work into the oven.

mum:eh how come got ginseng inside the oven ah? *took it and hold up the evenly brown thingy*
me: *stare at it for 3 secs. eyes widen upon seeing the eyes.waited for mum to dump it into bin.before saying "FUCK! ITS A LIZARD!"
mum: *let out a loud shriek.

ok, this is super funny..
come to think of it, its alittle gross, come on, TOASTED LIZARD,i wonder how does it taste like.OK I AM JUST KIDDING! super gross to the max!

till now my mum's still thinking abt it(she said i shouldnt have told her.like hello, let u think continue to think that its ginseng???), coz she kept asking me how the heck did the lizard end up there,how long has it been there.